This tale lies squarely at the intersection of cute and inappropriate, all told in the shadow of the momma.

How do you feel about falling down? Is there anything worse than reaching for that distant ambition and falling flat on your face? Yes. Yes there is.

Okay, so I’m not the “cuddle” parent. I can live with that, I guess.

I’ll admit that teaching my boys a song about a murderer is not exactly the best parenting move I’ve ever made, but I honestly didn’t realize it would get me in this much trouble.

Just how different can two brothers be? Read this to find out!

What could possibly go wrong when singing a bedtime song to your kids? Blood. Spurting blood.

What could be better than getting the gift of love? I think I know.

I believe that when my seven-year old reads this one in a couple years, he may find it to be the most embarassing of all the daddytales.

Have you ever been tempted to discuss your work with your kids? Read this, and you’ll be cured.

Sometimes being unreasonable actually works – and when it does, it feels good. Really, really good.