Today’s tale has something for everyone: dinosaurs, astronomy, storytelling, spaceships. The toughest part was writing it in a way that the Chronicle could publish it. There are certain words that the newspaper doesn’t want to print, and this story revolves around one of those words.

I have to remember this one the next time it’s my turn to do dishes…

What’s the most surprising thing you’ve ever seen an ostrich do? Whatever it is, I think the boys have you beat.

In the spectrum of dirtiness, few things approach the level of camp grunge, especially in South Florida in August.

This tale lies at the intersection of “daddy” and “game designer,” a place perilously close to the Twilight Zone.

Hasn’t everyone felt this way at least once in their lives? I know I have.

If you’re looking for what not to do with your kids, this tale is a really good place to start.

Tough call on this one. Was he really just coming up with a distraction, or do I have some serious worrying to do?

Of all the rules our family has, not one of them is either as difficult or as wonderful as The Watch Rule.

With the family away in Texas, I dove into my notes and found this little bunny tale. I hope you enjoy it!