In his defense, none of us think too clearly when we’re woken up two hours earlier than usual.

I think the best adventure is the one that you’re not expecting… Enjoy!

Too tired? To ride, maybe, but to race? Never. Enjoy!

It’s not that I can’t handle the truth. It’s just that I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t come so quickly…

There are some competitions that really aren’t any competition at all. In this case, though, I have a feeling that winning may actually be losing.

Ninjas in colonial Williamsburg? Not a problem. DC? Big problem.

When is a book too challenging for a reader? I don’t know. This one treads the line, but the result is something so amazing that it’s worth the challenge.

File this one under “I can’t wait until my kids are old enough to fix the sink themselves”… Enjoy!

New rule: kids should not be allowed to use their parents’ words against them. Who’s with me?

What did Major Fun think about Distraction? I’ll give you a hint: I wouldn’t post it here if he didn’t love it!