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I believe this is my largest parenting challenge: uncontrollable laughter at inappropriate moments.
When conspiring with children, it is important to be extremely clear in your communications. . . or not. Actually, not. It’s more fun that way. Enjoy!
Looking for some holiday spirit? I’m pretty sure you’ll find them here. All the Christmas Daddy Tales since 2005. Enjoy!
Imagine for a moment that you’re speaking to a class of fourth graders, and one of them raises their hand and says “I wonder if Santa Claus is real”… Enjoy!
I don’t know why, but my orange tree seems to have decided this is the season to produce oranges. If you’d like one, just let me know!
There are some foods, you just don’t want to sneak… Enjoy!
In retrospect, I should have just agreed with him. It might have saved me a couple of bucks!
I’m still not sure how this happened. What started out as a discussion turned into a lesson, and then a conspiracy, and then… horror.
The point of this story is not that I’m a terrible chef. Really, it’s not. Enjoy!
This is a story I really shouldn’t have posted. If my accomplice doesn’t get rid of the evidence, we’re both going to be in trouble.
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