Staying up too late? Better watch out for Ninjas. Enjoy!
All those years of running cross country didn’t even begin to prepare him for this. Enjoy!
Despite the pain, I have to admit this was pretty funny. I’m sure the cows got a serious kick out of it. Enjoy!
I was going to title this one “the legendary fire-starting force of nature,” but I thought it would be too dramatic.
I never realized how much fun long distance soccer could be. Enjoy!
Some bridges simply aren’t meant to be serious. Enjoy!
Summer can be hard when you’re 9 years old. Or not. Enjoy!
In retrospect, I was asking for this. Next time I’m going to have to be more creative. Enjoy!
Nothing like a little movie marathon for bonding with your kids… or being mocked by them. Enjoy!
It’s an endless cycle of revenge and payback… and I’m okay with that. Enjoy!
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