What’s the worst thing that can happen on your way to your super-genius club? I think I know.
It was just one little mistake, one tiny little mistake… It could have happened to anyone.
Okay, so this was embarrassing. Enjoy!
All those years of running cross country didn’t even begin to prepare him for this. Enjoy!
I was going to title this one “the legendary fire-starting force of nature,” but I thought it would be too dramatic.
In which an enthusiastic soccer coach gets a cold, hard wake-up call. Enjoy!
I have to admit it. The naked people surprised me. I wonder how long they’ve been there… Enjoy!
What’s the absolute last place on earth that a fifth grade boy wants to find himself? Enjoy!
How can anyone sleep with an open closet door? It’s just not natural.
Soccer? Easy. Playing soccer with your kids? Not so much.
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