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An awkward pause

Had a doctor recommend a sleep study the other day.

“Don’t worry,” he said. “You can bring whatever you’d like to help you sleep.”

I couldn’t resist the opening. Flashing him a crooked smile, I asked “Can I bring my wife?”

He chuckled. “No. You can’t bring your wife. You can’t bring your girlfriend, either.”

There was a pause while I considered how to answer.

“Um,” I said at last. “I don’t actually have both.”

“Oh. Uh, yeah.” He looked down at his keyboard. “Of course not.”


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Posted January 8, 2013 in Life
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