I collapsed dramatically on to the table in a heap<\/a>. C was very concerned.<\/p>\n"It’s okay, daddy. It’s okay." He looked back at Momma. "Please? Please give daddy a rash?"<\/p>\n
Momma relented. It turns out that she did, in fact, want to give me a rash. I cheered and thanked C. J set about making us all some heavenly hash.<\/p>\n
After tasting it, C realized what it was. "MMmmm… I love rash"<\/p>\n
I tried to correct him: "It’s ‘heavenly hash’"<\/p>\n
"Seventy Rash?"<\/p>\n
"Heavenly Hash"<\/p>\n
"Heavenly Rash?"<\/p>\n
"Heavenly Hash"<\/p>\n
"Seventeen Rash?"<\/p>\n
"Heavenly Hash"<\/p>\n
"Hash!"<\/p>\n
Yep. It’s hash – and I love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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