{"id":94,"date":"2005-11-07T12:46:07","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T12:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/11\/07\/round-4-to-n\/"},"modified":"2005-11-07T12:46:07","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T12:46:07","slug":"round-4-to-n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/11\/07\/round-4-to-n\/","title":{"rendered":"Round 4 to N"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend, we went to a wedding. At the reception, N had his first real encounter of the feminine kind.<\/p>\n<p>For those that don&#8217;t remember, N is 16 months old.<\/p>\n<p>We were standing and chatting when this little cutie in a red dress &#8211; who was right around 2 years old &#8211; came running over and pecked him on the cheek.<\/p>\n<p>He was quite surprised, but by the time he looked around she was disappearing into the crowd. A case of peck and run, if you will.<\/p>\n<p>C, also, was having social issues. He&#8217;d spotted a girl, this one about 6 years old, and was trying to get up the nerve to dance with her. It was the first real case of shyness that I&#8217;ve seen him get.<\/p>\n<p>10 (or so) minutes later everything came to a head. The two boys were staying pretty close to our table, dancing occasionally, but mostly just watching what was going on. I should say that N was watching what was going on. C was staring longingly out at &quot;his&quot; girl while she danced with someone else. In any event, that was when N spotted the kisser.<\/p>\n<p>Without a word, he ran out to give her a kiss. She turned to face him at the last minute, and they shared a liplock right there in the middle of the reception.<\/p>\n<p>General applause erupted, and N staggered away, more than a little disoriented. I will also note that the girl was staggering a little bit as well.<\/p>\n<p>C, however, was not to be outdone. With a quietly shouted &quot;My turn!&quot;, he ran out to kiss the 2 year old also. <\/p>\n<p>I called him, back, of course.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really sure why I did it. I don&#8217;t think anyone would have objected to a 3 year old and a 2 year old kissing. It just seemed wrong, somehow &#8211; him kissing the girl his little brother just finished smooching.<\/p>\n<p>C never did manage to dance with &quot;his&quot; girl. So&#8230;Round 4 to N! <\/p>\n<p>The previous battle, as you may remember, was <a title=\"Splash!\" href=\"\/index.php?p=40&#038;phpMyAdmin=y7-wyFW16QINBVwSxwbVWn-cg16\">won by C<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend, we went to a wedding. At the reception, N had his first real encounter of the feminine kind. For those that don&#8217;t remember, N is 16 months old. We were standing and chatting when this little cutie in a red dress &#8211; who was right around 2 years old &#8211; came running [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-the-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-1w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}