{"id":93,"date":"2005-11-04T13:05:16","date_gmt":"2005-11-04T13:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/11\/04\/a-night-of-poker\/"},"modified":"2005-11-04T13:05:16","modified_gmt":"2005-11-04T13:05:16","slug":"a-night-of-poker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/11\/04\/a-night-of-poker\/","title":{"rendered":"A Night of Poker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part of our routine each night is to read stories before bedtime. We get the kids all ready for bed and then sit on the couch and read a couple stories while they drink their milk and eat some goldfish crackers.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, C made it to the couch first. I sat down and handed him his milk. He looked over at me and said &quot;I love you daddy.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Surprised, I smiled. &quot;Well, I love you, too.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Then he said &quot;Poke!&quot; and reached over to poke me in the belly. Naturally, I poked him back.<\/p>\n<p>J arrived with the books as we were poking each other: &quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>With a motherly &quot;Okay, settle down&quot;, she sat between us. That effectively stopped the poking. Normally, J and I both read, but I&#8217;ve had a terrible cough for about a week now, so J is doing the reading.<\/p>\n<p>She opened the book to start. N, who was sitting in my lap, reached over to poke her. &quot;Poke!&quot; [The proud daddy in me feels compelled to point out that this was the first time he had ever said &quot;poke&quot;]<\/p>\n<p>I laughed while J reacted: &quot;He said Poke! He said Poke!&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>On the other side of her, C caught on quickly. He gave her a poke. &quot;Poke!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I did the same. &quot;Poke!&quot; She was, after all, sitting between us &#8211; surrounded by pokers, as it were. To recap the next several minutes:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Poke!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Hey!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Poke!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Stop!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot; <br \/>&quot;I said &#8211; &quot;<br \/>&quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot;, &quot;Poke!&quot;<br \/>&quot;It&#8217;s time to -&quot;<br \/>&quot;Poke!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; you get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>I love poker night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of our routine each night is to read stories before bedtime. We get the kids all ready for bed and then sit on the couch and read a couple stories while they drink their milk and eat some goldfish crackers. Last night, C made it to the couch first. I sat down and handed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-the-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-1v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}