{"id":748,"date":"2010-03-29T12:33:45","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T12:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2010-03-29T12:33:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T12:33:45","slug":"guest-appearance-the-slippery-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2010\/03\/29\/guest-appearance-the-slippery-g\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Appearance: The Slippery G"},"content":{"rendered":"

DaddyTales Guest Appearance!
\n<\/strong>I received this wonderful little tale a few weeks back, and have been chuckling ever since. The author said she was happy to have me share, so here it is!<\/p>\n

I’ve had a cough that just can’t be kicked for the last week or so. G (a little two-year old) has been very concerned and offering all kinds of help. Kisses help, of course, but so does med’sin, and of course Vick’s vapor rub.<\/p>\n

Coinciding with this is the ever popular toilet training. The little angel recently graduated from a little pottie to the grown up pottie, and we have a sticker sheet we use to give her rewards for proper pottie usage. The little pottie is retired now, stashed away in a bedroom closet.<\/p>\n

To complete the grand trifecta, G has recently discovered the joys of being completely naked.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The other night, all three of these came together in one of those rare moments of \u201cSeriously? This is what you did?\u201d<\/p>\n

Opah and Omah were watching TV, and Mommy had gotten up to do something when we heard the little click click of a youngling sneaking out of her room in a total violation of bedtime.\u00a0 As we looked around the corner to catch her and put her back, we got a whiff something nice, but pungent.\u00a0 Hhhmmm…\u00a0\u00a0 My sinus felt clearer, and my chest congestion eased.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Then, we got what we thought was the full picture: a 2\u00bd year old, fully naked and completely greased up in Vicks vapor rug, glistening in the hall light. TA DA!!<\/p>\n

But wait, there was a little cherry to go on top of this cake.\u00a0 G was quite proud and wanted her stickers.\u00a0 She had taken off all her clothes, rubbed herself in vapor rub, and gone into the closet to pee in her pottie!<\/p>\n

What could we do? She got her stickers, a quick shower, and\u00a0a new set of jammies \u2013 and then a three adult escort to bed…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Thanks for the great story!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A rare guest appearance in the DaddyTales. This one doesn’t involve a daddy, but it was so fun, I just had to share.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[119,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-funny","category-daddytales-guest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-c4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}