{"id":74,"date":"2005-09-21T11:45:50","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T11:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/21\/dude\/"},"modified":"2005-09-21T11:45:50","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T11:45:50","slug":"dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/21\/dude\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few months back, I took C &amp; N to Epcot while J was at work. You may remember <a title=\"Sadness in the Magic Kingdom\" href=\"\/index.php?p=45&#038;phpMyAdmin=y7-wyFW16QINBVwSxwbVWn-cg16\">the part of the trip<\/a> that I mentioned before. Well, something else happened there, which has had an ongoing affect. I&#8217;ve been waiting until this resolved itself before writing about it, but now I&#8217;m not sure it will, so I&#8217;m going to go ahead and tell the tale now.<\/p>\n<p>The &quot;Living Seas&quot; exhibit at Epcot is a massive indoor aquarium complex. It has giant fish tanks, children&#8217;s activities, a small playground area, and a show called &quot;Turtle Talk With Crush&quot;, featuring the surfer Sea Turtle from Finding Nemo.<\/p>\n<p>Turtle Talk with Crush is an amazing show. The kids sit in the front and the video of Crush actually interacts with the kids &#8211; asking them questions and responding to their answers. He calls them &quot;Dude!&quot; and says surfer things like &quot;Schaaa!&quot; C loved it.<\/p>\n<p>He also loved the dolphin show.<\/p>\n<p>It goes without saying, of course, that the dolphins were real and that Crush was not. However, Crush was extremely realistic, and after we left the Living Seas, as C was excitedly trying to talk about everything we&#8217;d seen, he got mixed up.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;And then, and then, and then the Dolphin, he said &#8216;Dude&#8217;!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed. &quot;No. The dolphin didn&#8217;t say dude. Turtles say dude!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He thought about this for a moment or two. In case you don&#8217;t know, we have a turtle in a small pond in front of our house. We frequently see and sometimes even feed the turtle, and I think the little guy must have flashed back to that turtle.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me like I&#8217;d lost my head. &quot;No, turtles don&#8217;t say dude! Dolphins say dude!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Ever since then, whenever we see a dolphin or a turtle (or the topic comes up), he either points out that dolphins say &quot;dude&quot; or reminds me that turtles do not.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I&#8217;ve been holding firm to my position: turtles clearly say &quot;dude&quot; and dolphins do not.<\/p>\n<p>As I said at the start, I&#8217;m not sure where this particular tale is headed, but I thought it was worth sharing. If one of us actually wins this ongoing argument, I&#8217;ll be sure to let you know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few months back, I took C &amp; N to Epcot while J was at work. You may remember the part of the trip that I mentioned before. Well, something else happened there, which has had an ongoing affect. I&#8217;ve been waiting until this resolved itself before writing about it, but now I&#8217;m not sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-dude","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}