{"id":73,"date":"2005-09-19T12:07:42","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T12:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/19\/simon-says\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T12:07:42","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T12:07:42","slug":"simon-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/19\/simon-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we flew back from Texas with two extremely tired boys. I mean, really, really tired. After a week of playing with their cousins, both were ready to spend a week sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>We were standing in the security line in the Houston airport with them sitting in their strollers, when J decided to try to perk them up. She moved in front of them, bent down to their level and said &#8211; in the perkiest voice you can imagine &#8211; &quot;Simon says&#8230;touch your nose!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>N didn&#8217;t move. He just looked at her with his half-closed eyes.<\/p>\n<p>C didn&#8217;t move either. He just kept sucking his thumb.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t hear any chuckles from the people around us but I think J might have, because she tried again. &quot;Simon says&#8230; touch your nose!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>C pulled his thumb out of his mouth, looked at her carefully, and said &quot;Simon says suck your thumb&quot;, and then put his thumb back in his mouth.<\/p>\n<p>And so ends another wonderful game of Simon Says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, we flew back from Texas with two extremely tired boys. I mean, really, really tired. After a week of playing with their cousins, both were ready to spend a week sleeping. We were standing in the security line in the Houston airport with them sitting in their strollers, when J decided to try to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-the-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-1b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}