{"id":71,"date":"2005-09-14T12:30:16","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T12:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/14\/the-dangers-of-vocabulary\/"},"modified":"2005-09-14T12:30:16","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T12:30:16","slug":"the-dangers-of-vocabulary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/14\/the-dangers-of-vocabulary\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dangers of Vocabulary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I mentioned on Monday, several months back I took the boys down to the Animal Kingdom for a Saturday of fun. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve never been to Disney, you need to know that they name their parking sections. At the Magic Kingdom, they&#8217;re named after Disney Characters. At the Animal Kingdom, they&#8217;re named after animals. <\/p>\n<p>Since J wasn&#8217;t with us, I was a little bit nervous about forgetting where we parked. So I told the boys we were in the Dinosaur section. And then, to try to reinforce it, I explained that we were riding on the Dinosaur train. <\/p>\n<p>C didn&#8217;t like this idea: &quot;No, not the dinosaur train. The monster train!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve no idea how he went from &quot;dinosaur&quot; to &quot;monster&quot;, but I figured that would be enough of a reminder to me, so we stuck with it. Ever since then, that has become a part of his vocabulary. All parking lot trams are now called &quot;monster trains&quot;. <\/p>\n<p>Flash forward to this past weekend, when were we were down at the parks again. As we were watching the tram pull up, C shouted &quot;Hooray! Monster Train!&quot; When we got on it, C looked to me and said &quot;we&#8217;re riding on a Monster Train!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Yep,&quot; I said. <\/p>\n<p>Remember how I asked who cared what a toddler called a tram? The answer is another toddler. <\/p>\n<p>As soon I said &quot;yep&quot;, a determined little boy&#8217;s voice behind us shouted &quot;No! This isn&#8217;t a monster. It&#8217;s not!&quot; His daddy immediately reassured him. <\/p>\n<p>C shouted back &quot;it&#8217;s a monster train!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Wanting to back C up, but also avoid scaring the other child, I said &quot;No, it&#8217;s not a monster, it&#8217;s a monster train.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>That seemed to mollify the boy. He gave one last rebellious &quot;it&#8217;s not a train!&quot;. C &amp; I ignored him.<\/p>\n<p>But N didn&#8217;t. He shouted &quot;Train! Train! Train!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, this caused the other parents to laugh, and the whole situation passed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I mentioned on Monday, several months back I took the boys down to the Animal Kingdom for a Saturday of fun. If you&#8217;ve never been to Disney, you need to know that they name their parking sections. At the Magic Kingdom, they&#8217;re named after Disney Characters. At the Animal Kingdom, they&#8217;re named after animals. 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