A couple weeks ago, I was downstairs playing with the kids when my wife poked her head in the room.<\/p>\n
“Dinner’s almost ready,” she said.<\/p>\n
“Wait!” my youngest son shouted. <\/p>\n
We all looked at him.<\/p>\n
“If the phone rings,” he said, with his most serious expression. “Don’t answer it.”<\/p>\n
“Why?” my wife asked.<\/p>\n
“Because it’s my teacher. She said she wants to talk to you. Don’t answer it.”<\/p>\n
“Oh really?” I said.”What happened at school today?”<\/p>\n
“Nothing,” he said.<\/p>\n
Hmm… Why didn’t I ever think of trying that when I was a kid? I’m sure my folks wouldn’t have answered the phone if I asked them not to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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