We’ve been fighting the nose-picking battle with our four year old. It seems like every time I turn around, he’s fishing boogers out of his nose and eating them. We’ve tried to gently encourage him to stop, but yesterday it got the better of me.<\/p>\n
“That is so disgusting,” I said. “You’ve got to stop. If people see you doing that, they’re going to want to stay away. You don’t want that, do you?”<\/p>\n
“No,” he said.<\/p>\n
“Then stop. It’s just yucky. If you have to pick your nose, do it in private and put the boogers in a tissue.”<\/p>\n
“But Daddy,” he said. “They taste good!”<\/p>\n
I couldn’t help but laugh at that one. “Well,” I said. “Maybe if you ask real nice, your momma will cook some booger-flavored food for dinner.”<\/p>\n
“Could she do that?”<\/p>\n
“I’m not sure, but I think she probably could. She’s a really good cook.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n
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