{"id":590,"date":"2009-05-04T12:27:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T12:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2009\/05\/04\/poor-peasants\/"},"modified":"2009-05-04T12:27:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T12:27:55","slug":"poor-peasants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2009\/05\/04\/poor-peasants\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Peasants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We watched Enchanted the other day. Fun movie, even if it is, as my 6-year old says, a &#8220;girl movie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At one point, the well-intentioned-but-rather-dimwitted prince says &#8220;Thank you for keeping my bride safe, peasants.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Daddy,&#8221; N (the four-year old) asked. &#8220;What does peasants mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poor. He called them poor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The little guy burst out laughing. &#8220;That&#8217;s funny! That&#8217;s so funny!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, um, sure, I guess.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cause there are only two of them, and he said there were poor! There weren&#8217;t poor of them, there were two!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He collapsed into gales of laughter.<\/p>\n<p>I started to explain that I&#8217;d said &#8220;poor&#8221; and not &#8220;four&#8221;, then stopped. <\/p>\n<p>What the heck. Why not let the little guy have his fun?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We watched Enchanted the other day. Fun movie, even if it is, as my 6-year old says, a &#8220;girl movie.&#8221; At one point, the well-intentioned-but-rather-dimwitted prince says &#8220;Thank you for keeping my bride safe, peasants.&#8221; &#8220;Daddy,&#8221; N (the four-year old) asked. &#8220;What does peasants mean?&#8221; &#8220;Poor. He called them poor.&#8221; The little guy burst out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-9w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}