{"id":553,"date":"2009-01-16T14:21:44","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T14:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2009\/01\/16\/you-may-leave\/"},"modified":"2009-01-16T14:21:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T14:21:44","slug":"you-may-leave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2009\/01\/16\/you-may-leave\/","title":{"rendered":"You May Leave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the kids get up in the morning, they run to our room, climb into bed with us, and try to convince us to get up. At least that&#8217;s what they usually do. Sometimes, instead of trying to get us up, they&#8217;re still sleepy and&nbsp;prefer snuggling.<\/p>\n<p>Being generally sleep deprived, I much prefer the snuggling to the waking up.<\/p>\n<p>On those mornings when my wife takes the dogs out for an early walk, the snuggling is especially nice. This is not because we don&#8217;t like having her there, but because neither the boys nor I feel any particular anxiety about getting up. Snuggling is much more relaxing without momma&#8217;s recitation of all the things we have to do before school.<\/p>\n<p>The other morning, our youngest joined us for some snuggle time. As he buried his head into my shoulder, his momma tickled him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nooo&#8221; he groaned. &#8220;I&#8217;m sleepy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She tickled him again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sto-op! I&#8217;m sleepy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, okay,&#8221; she said &#8211; and then tickled him again.<\/p>\n<p>He lifted his head and looked at me, then rolled&nbsp;over and patted her shoulder very gently. &#8220;Momma,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You may take the dogs now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay. You may&nbsp;leave.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heh, heh, heh. <\/p>\n<p>Nice try, little guy. Nice try!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the kids get up in the morning, they run to our room, climb into bed with us, and try to convince us to get up. At least that&#8217;s what they usually do. Sometimes, instead of trying to get us up, they&#8217;re still sleepy and&nbsp;prefer snuggling. Being generally sleep deprived, I much prefer the snuggling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}