{"id":521,"date":"2008-10-29T17:19:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T17:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/10\/29\/fooled-me\/"},"modified":"2008-10-29T17:19:17","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T17:19:17","slug":"fooled-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/10\/29\/fooled-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Fooled me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my responsibilities each morning is to exercise the kids. As soon as breakfast is done, we head outside to shoot baskets, run races, kick a soccer ball, or whatever other bit of physical play I can dream up.<\/p>\n<p>Except for this morning. This morning, the termperature outside was 41 degrees. That&#8217;s too cold for us poor shivery Florida folk. When you add in the nasty cough I&#8217;ve been fighting for the past two weeks, it was enough to keep us indoors.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, our kitchen has two different openings connecting to the dining room. These openings allow the kids to run a circle from the kitchen into the dining room and back again. They have to be careful on the turns, but that just makes things more exciting.<\/p>\n<p>That was this morning&#8217;s exercise: running circles around the house. We watch one of the neighbor&#8217;s kids in the mornings, so there were three of the little guys running around. <\/p>\n<p>As boring as this may sound, it&#8217;s really not. The three kids love making up impromptu races, jostling for position, bouncing off walls, and having the freedom to run inside.<\/p>\n<p>At one point, the three kids were jogging in a cluster with my oldest in back. As they ran past a mirror, the big guy stopped and looked in the mirror.&nbsp;He smiled at himself, then posed, then did&nbsp;a weird little hip thing.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t believe my eyes. He&#8217;d never struck me as being that vain. Before I could say anything, however, the other racers came around the corner. They&#8217;d done a full circuit. My oldest stopped posing and started running. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aha,&#8221;: he shouted. &#8220;Now I&#8217;m in front! Aha!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was actually a pretty clever ploy &#8211; if that&#8217;s what it was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my responsibilities each morning is to exercise the kids. As soon as breakfast is done, we head outside to shoot baskets, run races, kick a soccer ball, or whatever other bit of physical play I can dream up. Except for this morning. This morning, the termperature outside was 41 degrees. That&#8217;s too cold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}