{"id":52,"date":"2005-07-22T13:58:23","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T13:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/07\/22\/evil-beauty\/"},"modified":"2005-07-22T13:58:23","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T13:58:23","slug":"evil-beauty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/07\/22\/evil-beauty\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Beauty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, J had a &quot;ladies night out&quot;. Normally, this is a chance for us boys to have a lot of fun, but I&#8217;ve been fighting a cold. So, instead we just did a &quot;movie night&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>Movie nights are a tradition that started the first time I found myself alone with C and couldn&#8217;t come up with anything to do. We make popcorn, turn off all the lights, and settle down to watch a video.<\/p>\n<p>C really enjoys movie nights. N is starting to appreciate them too.<\/p>\n<p>Because I don&#8217;t want to get trapped into watching the same movie over and over, I never give a choice of features. The movie that I pick is the one that&#8217;s &quot;playing tonight.&quot; &#8211; as in &quot;let&#8217;s see what&#8217;s playing tonight!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Well, about a year ago we had a movie night starring Snow White. I was a little concerned that C wouldn&#8217;t know what was going on. Disney bad guys don&#8217;t tend to end up well, and I wanted to make sure C wouldn&#8217;t be upset when the Evil Queen got what was coming to her.<\/p>\n<p>The first time the Evil Queen appeared, I said &quot;Ooohhh.. That&#8217;s the Evil Queen! She&#8217;s bad. The Eeeevilll Queeeenn!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>C agreed,  &quot;yep, the Eeeevvviillll Queeeennn!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>And we watched the movie. Every time the evil queen appeared, C would say &quot;look, look! It&#8217;s the Eeeevvillll Queeeen!&quot; and I&#8217;d shudder appropriately.<\/p>\n<p>Everything was going well &#8211; until the Evil Queen got knocked off the mountainside by the dwarves. C was absolutely devastated. He didn&#8217;t know what to do. &quot;The Evil Queen! Oh no! What happened?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I tried to explain that she was trying to hurt Snow White and that she&#8217;d fallen down the mountain, but he could care less about Snow White. He didn&#8217;t calm down &#8211; and we&#8217;re talking real tears here &#8211; until I reassured him that the Evil Queen was okay. She had, in fact, just fallen a little way down the mountain. At which time she&#8217;d gone home to have some cookies and milk.<\/p>\n<p>All this time that he&#8217;d been saying &quot;the Eeeeevilll Queeeennn&quot;, I&#8217;d thought he&#8217;d been scared of her. In fact, he&#8217;d been bonding with her. She was his favorite character in the whole movie.<\/p>\n<p>To his way of thinking, Snow White and those pesky dwarves were just annoying speed bumps in the glorious path of the Evil Queen.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait until C starts dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, J had a &quot;ladies night out&quot;. Normally, this is a chance for us boys to have a lot of fun, but I&#8217;ve been fighting a cold. So, instead we just did a &quot;movie night&quot;. 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