My wife pulled her hamstring a few weeks back. She didn’t know how, but she spent the next couple weeks afterwards re-injuring it. It seemed like every time she stood up or tried to move quickly, she was grabbing her leg and yelling “ow!”<\/p>\n
One evening during this tender time for her, the four of us went to a playground. We played on the jungle gym for a while, and then ran to a nearby field to play tag. She sat by the playground to chat with some other moms. We had a good long (tiring) game of tag, and just as I was running out of steam, she walked over to gather us up to go home.<\/p>\n
Our oldest immediately launched into the “just a few minutes more” speech. N, however, was “it” at that point. N ran to stand just out of arm’s reach from his momma. “Come on! Play with us! Play!”<\/p>\n
She smiled and rubbed the back of her leg meaningfully, “I’m sorry. I can’t. My leg still hurts.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry, momma! I won’t run too fast. You can still play!”<\/p>\n
Heh. How do you say no to that?<\/p>\n
She grinned and hobbled away over the field, with him pretending to run after her, but carefully keeping out of arm’s reach.<\/p>\n
I flopped down in the grass to watch. Big mistake. As soon as the little guy saw me lying down, he ran back and tagged me. Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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