{"id":507,"date":"2008-09-24T15:07:30","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/09\/24\/this-much\/"},"modified":"2008-09-24T15:07:30","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:07:30","slug":"this-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/09\/24\/this-much\/","title":{"rendered":"This Much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our current challenge with our 6-year old&nbsp;is teaching him to stop being silly when it&#8217;s time to stop being silly. He&#8217;s great at being silly, and he&#8217;s great at being serious, but he has troubles in transition.<\/p>\n<p>The other evening, I came down to dinner in the middle of a battle between he and his momma. She was trying to get dinner ready, and he was trying to get in as much trouble as he possibly could. As I entered the kitchen, he ran to his chair and hopped up and put his fork on his head.&nbsp;&#8221;Haaaa!&nbsp;Look at me! Haaa!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re being too silly,&#8221; his momma scolded. &#8220;A little silly is okay, but you&#8217;re being too silly. Now put that fork down and go wash your hands!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The little guy held up his hand in front of his face, and peered between his forefinger and thumb. &#8220;How about this much?&#8221; He moved his finger and thumb closer together. &#8220;Is this much silly okay? How about this much?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heh, heh, heh. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for him, his momma did not see the humor in the situation. I probably wouldn&#8217;t have either, had I been in her shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our current challenge with our 6-year old&nbsp;is teaching him to stop being silly when it&#8217;s time to stop being silly. He&#8217;s great at being silly, and he&#8217;s great at being serious, but he has troubles in transition. The other evening, I came down to dinner in the middle of a battle between he and his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}