{"id":421,"date":"2008-02-20T15:17:02","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T15:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/02\/20\/tootsie-attack\/"},"modified":"2008-02-20T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T15:17:02","slug":"tootsie-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/02\/20\/tootsie-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Tootsie Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may have mentioned before that I now work from home. My office is on the second floor. Actually, it is the second floor. It&#8217;s where I spend most of my days, running Live Oak Games and working on my writing. Every once in a while, however, I get the hankering to see some other people.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s where the tickle attacks come in.<\/p>\n<p>When the kids are home, I&#8217;ll occasionally sneak downstairs and work my way carefully towards the kids. Once I get close enough, I leap out, shout &#8220;Tickle Attack!&#8221;, and tickle them.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit this receives mixed reactions, but I only do it once every couple weeks, so it generally goes over pretty well.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks ago, I was having a tough time upstairs, trying to work through some problems with a game design. It just wasn&#8217;t working out and I ended up launching several tickle attacks that afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>C (the five year old) loved it, and started trying to sneak around to catch me when I came downstairs. His momma, of course, was ready to build a gate over the stairs so she could lock me out. N (the three year old) didn&#8217;t like them either. After the fourth attack, he grabbed my hands. &#8220;Hey Daddy! I have an idea! Let&#8217;s sneak up on your drawer and get some Tootise Rolls. Wouldn&#8217;t that be fun?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have a drawer of Tootsie Rolls, and no, attacking it is not as much fun as a Tickle Attack.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, we launched a raid on the unsuspecting drawer, and then I headed back upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>The chocolate killjoy. Hmph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may have mentioned before that I now work from home. My office is on the second floor. Actually, it is the second floor. It&#8217;s where I spend most of my days, running Live Oak Games and working on my writing. Every once in a while, however, I get the hankering to see some other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-6N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}