{"id":4,"date":"2005-04-13T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/04\/13\/good-morning-america\/"},"modified":"2005-04-13T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T15:00:00","slug":"good-morning-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/04\/13\/good-morning-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning America!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\"><em><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 85%\">[First a little setup: Our house is set up with baby gates so that the kids (and dogs) are confined to the den, kitchen, and their bedrooms. This means we don&#8217;t have to worry about baby proofing the entire house. I work upstairs in the mornings and come downstairs to have a brief breakfast and a little fun with the family before going to my day job.]<br \/><\/span><\/em><br \/><\/font>This morning J called me down because she saw an Orlando news story on &quot;Good Morning America&quot;. I came down the stairs and saw C standing at the baby gate looking (very confused) towards the front door. &quot;America? Where are you America?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me and held up his hands, &quot;I don&#8217;t know. Where&#8217;s America?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He must have heard J shout &quot;blah, blah, blah, Good Morning America! blah, blah, blah&quot; and was looking to see where America was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[First a little setup: Our house is set up with baby gates so that the kids (and dogs) are confined to the den, kitchen, and their bedrooms. This means we don&#8217;t have to worry about baby proofing the entire house. I work upstairs in the mornings and come downstairs to have a brief breakfast and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}