{"id":33278,"date":"2008-08-27T13:08:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T13:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/08\/27\/am-i-evil\/"},"modified":"2008-08-27T13:08:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T13:08:14","slug":"am-i-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/08\/27\/am-i-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I Evil?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The birthday party this past weekend was themed around the idea of having a comic book adventure. Everybody wore badges identifying them as Heroes, Sidekicks, or Innocent Bystanders. <\/p>\n<p>Periodically during the party, I would shout &#8220;alarm&#8221; to&nbsp;indicate that some of the people turned evil. They could spot the evildoers because their badges turned green. If you&#8217;re wondering how we accomplished this, it was easy. Certain volunteers had little green &#8220;Evil&#8221; cards. When I shouted alarm, they slid their&nbsp;&#8221;Evil&#8221; cards into the front of their badges.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t as crazy as it sounds. If you want more information about what was going on, read the&nbsp;<a title=Party! href=\"http:\/\/www.daddytales.com\/sixthbday\/index.htm\" target=_blank>birthday party write up<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Once the kids figured out what to look for, it became the highlight of the party. I would shout alarm, and the excitement would instantly ramp up, as the kids went into a frenzy of searching for green badges.<\/p>\n<p>The second time I shouted Alarm, however, I noticed an oddity. Some of the kids stopped what they were doing and looked at their own badges before going on to find the bad guys. I didn&#8217;t worry about it, but the phenomenon spread. On the third alarm, there was a wave of kids inspecting their own badges before going on to look for the bad guys.<\/p>\n<p>It was weird, but I didn&#8217;t worry about it. The kids, after all, were having a great time, and that was the whole point.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning at breakfast, however, my youngest revealed the mystery.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Daddy, my favorite part was the alarm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah? That was fun, wasn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but I&#8217;m glad my badge didn&#8217;t turn green.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah-ha! Mystery solved. I nodded seriously. &#8220;Me too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cause then I would have been evil. I don&#8217;t want to be evil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, me neither.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he laughed. &#8220;That would be bad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep. It sure would be. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The birthday party this past weekend was themed around the idea of having a comic book adventure. Everybody wore badges identifying them as Heroes, Sidekicks, or Innocent Bystanders. 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