{"id":33268,"date":"2008-07-07T12:58:40","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T12:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/07\/07\/yikes\/"},"modified":"2008-07-07T12:58:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T12:58:40","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2008\/07\/07\/yikes\/","title":{"rendered":"Yikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the first time we heard it was during a scary(ish) episode of The Backyardigans. N (who was three at the time) climbed into my lap and grabbed my shoulder. &#8220;That was Yikes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yikes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He nodded &#8220;Uh-uh.&#8221; He held his hands out for emphasis. &#8220;That was yikes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was several months ago. Ever since then he&#8217;s used &#8220;yikes&#8221; as a synonym for scary. Two weekends ago, he started adding modifiers. He and I were on a trip to Animal Kingdom at the time, and we had just ridden on the raft ride there.<\/p>\n<p>He had started crying the moment the ride started and didn&#8217;t stop until well after it was over. We sat down on a bench to talk it out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You wanted to go on the raft ride!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He sniffled. &#8220;But it was really yikes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really yikes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really, really yikes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay. Well, I&#8217;m sorry we went on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He stopped crying. &#8220;Maybe when I&#8217;m ten, okay? Maybe when I&#8217;m ten.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fair enough.&#8221; I pointed to the big roller coaster towering over us &#8211; the one that he&#8217;s way too short to go on &#8211; &#8220;How about that one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at it and pushed away from me, eyes wide. &#8220;That&#8217;s surely Yikes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I lauged. &#8220;Surely.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We went to see the tigers, which, by the way, are also &#8220;yikes&#8221;&nbsp;&#8211; just not too much so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the first time we heard it was during a scary(ish) episode of The Backyardigans. N (who was three at the time) climbed into my lap and grabbed my shoulder. &#8220;That was Yikes!&#8221; &#8220;Yikes?&#8221; He nodded &#8220;Uh-uh.&#8221; He held his hands out for emphasis. &#8220;That was yikes!&#8221; That was several months ago. Ever since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-yikes","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}