The other afternoon, J and I had overlapping work schedules. Fortunately, we have a very talented babysitter who is happy to help out in just those situations. She’s in high school, child CPR certified, and great with the kids. <\/p>\n
She showed up at 5pm, which was what J had arranged. I, however, didn’t have to leave until 5:30. I whipped dinner together and we sat down to an abbreviated meal. We make it a point to have sit-down meals with the kids for dinner and breakfast every day. <\/p>\n
The babysitter joined us, of course, braving my cooking. <\/p>\n
As we were settling around the table, C (the five year old) suddenly pointed at her. “Hey! It’s just like normal – except now you’re our momma!”<\/p>\n
His little brother clapped. “Yeah!”<\/p>\n
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more startled high schooler. I leapt into the awkward pause as quickly as I could. “No… She’s not momma! Silly! Momma will be back later tonight.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah,” she echoed, with a weak smile.<\/p>\n
Note to self: no more stand-ins for momma at the family dinners.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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