A month or so ago, our three year old made an important discovery. I was in Maryland at the time, talking on the phone with his mom. I could hear him demanding the phone in the background. After a little while of trying to fight it, his mom acquiesced.<\/p>\n
“Daddy!” He shouted. “Guess what?”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“My underpants!”<\/p>\n
“Yes?”<\/p>\n
“They have a pocket!”<\/p>\n
“Oh Yeah?”<\/p>\n
“A pocket for my penis!”<\/p>\n
I had no response.<\/p>\n
“Isn’t that crazy?” He laughed.<\/p>\n
“You know what?” I said, pretending to make a discovery, “Mine do too!”<\/p>\n
“Cool!”<\/p>\n
Yeah, guys get all the coolest stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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