We went down to Epcot yesterday to see the Candlelight Processional. It was loads of fun – a great way to get into the Christmas spirut. On the way out of the park, I took my oldest (the five year old) to the bathroom. He started gigging almost as soon as he stepped into the bathroom.<\/p>\n
I asked what was going on, but he just giggled harder.<\/p>\n
By the time he reached the urinal, he was laughing so hard he could barely stand up.<\/p>\n
Finally, he let me in on the joke by dropping his pants. “Look, daddy! No underpants!”<\/p>\n
He had decided to see what it would be like with no underwear.<\/p>\n
Five years old, and he was already doing Epcot commando style.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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