{"id":33208,"date":"2007-11-30T12:49:32","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T12:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/11\/30\/a-lollipop-and-a-bag-of-chips\/"},"modified":"2007-11-30T12:49:32","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T12:49:32","slug":"a-lollipop-and-a-bag-of-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/11\/30\/a-lollipop-and-a-bag-of-chips\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lollipop and a bag of chips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s tale is published in the Chronicle. <a title=\"A Lollipop and a bag of chips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seminolechronicle.com\/vnews\/display.v\/ART\/2007\/11\/28\/474e10d149164\">Read it here<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Every parent has those &#8220;what do we do now&#8221; moments. At least I hope so. Here was one of ours. In this case, we chose the wrong path &#8211; and I paid the price. I&#8217;m still not sure how I ended up in more trouble than he did&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Terms for searchers: chips, lollipop, time out, breakfast<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s tale is published in the Chronicle. Read it here. Every parent has those &#8220;what do we do now&#8221; moments. At least I hope so. Here was one of ours. In this case, we chose the wrong path &#8211; and I paid the price. I&#8217;m still not sure how I ended up in more trouble [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[122,120,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-embarassing","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8DC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}