{"id":33201,"date":"2007-11-12T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/11\/12\/creepy\/"},"modified":"2007-11-12T14:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T14:38:00","slug":"creepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/11\/12\/creepy\/","title":{"rendered":"Creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen children&#8217;s cartoons lately? When it comes to those aimed at the 2-5 year old set, they&#8217;re actually quite well done. Backyardigans and Little Einsteins both typically have pretty interesting little stories, given their target market.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s one, however, that creeps me out. The characters in Higgleytown Heroes are all modeled after the weirdest toys. Remember the Weebles? Well, these are shaped like those &#8211; basically egg shaped with the bottom flattened just enough that they can stand up. What&#8217;s weird is that they are made out of two molded plastic pieces that you can pull apart. They separate at the waist, and you can put things inside them.<\/p>\n<p>For toys, this is just kind of strange. When you see it animated, however, it&#8217;s downright creepy. They&#8217;re constantly splitting themselves in two, pulling out something they need, and then putting themselves back together.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the other day, the Little Einstein&#8217;s decided to jump on the bandwagon. The bad guy was a guy named &#8220;Catcheye&#8221; and he was animated like the Higgleytown Heroes. His &#8220;bad guy&#8221; power was that he could pull mean animals out of himself. His top half would float into the air, he&#8217;d reach down to pull an animal out of his bottom half, and then he&#8217;d reconnect.<\/p>\n<p>I was getting dinner together while C was watching this particular episode. The first time the bad guy did his thing, C called out to me. &#8220;Daddy, daddy, look!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked, but it was too late. He&nbsp;had already put himself back together&nbsp;&#8221;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Catcheye! Catcheye! He pulled a wolf out of his privates!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um, what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He pulls mean animals out of his privates! That&#8217;s what he does? Isn&#8217;t that cool?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;no. No, I don&#8217;t think so. That&#8217;s creepy. Not cool. Creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen children&#8217;s cartoons lately? When it comes to those aimed at the 2-5 year old set, they&#8217;re actually quite well done. Backyardigans and Little Einsteins both typically have pretty interesting little stories, given their target market. There&#8217;s one, however, that creeps me out. The characters in Higgleytown Heroes are all modeled after the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-creepy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}