{"id":33124,"date":"2006-04-28T04:15:20","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T04:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/04\/28\/casselberry\/"},"modified":"2006-04-28T04:15:20","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T04:15:20","slug":"casselberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/04\/28\/casselberry\/","title":{"rendered":"Casselberry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve found a new place for swimming lessons for the boys &#8211; one that&#8217;s not quite so <a title=swimming href=\"\/index.php?m=20050422&#038;phpMyAdmin=y7-wyFW16QINBVwSxwbVWn-cg16\">traumatic<\/a> as the YMCA was. For one thing, the pool is actually heated, so the little guys aren&#8217;t having to deal with both drowning and hypothermia at the same time. <\/p>\n<p>N has been taking classes for a couple weeks now, while C has been at school. The other day, though, N&#8217;s class coincided with C&#8217;s day off, so he got to ride along to the swim lessons. They are at a place in Casselberry, which is a town not too far from where we live.<\/p>\n<p>C was extremely excited about going to Casselberry, though neither J nor I could figure out why.<\/p>\n<p>When they finally got there, however, all that excitement turned to disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Naaawww&#8230; This isn&#8217;t Casselberry. You&#8217;re being silly, momma!&nbsp; This isn&#8217;t Casselberry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Throughout the rest of the day, he maintained that wherever they&#8217;d gone it was not, in fact, Casselberry. He thought momma was just teasing him. Apparently, it shaped up to be somewhat similar to the <a title=\"Horses vs. Cows\" href=\"\/?p=59&#038;phpMyAdmin=y7-wyFW16QINBVwSxwbVWn-cg16\">horse\/cow debate<\/a> that they used to get into. That night at dinner, J tried it out on me, saying &#8220;we went to the swim lessons in Casselberry today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Immediately, C piped up. &#8220;Naaaawwww&#8230;Silly momma. That wasn&#8217;t Casselberry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that point, we finally heard what he was saying: &#8220;Castle Berry&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, in a way, both of them were right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve found a new place for swimming lessons for the boys &#8211; one that&#8217;s not quite so traumatic as the YMCA was. For one thing, the pool is actually heated, so the little guys aren&#8217;t having to deal with both drowning and hypothermia at the same time. N has been taking classes for a couple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8Cg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}