{"id":33118,"date":"2006-02-22T12:39:48","date_gmt":"2006-02-22T12:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/22\/bridge\/"},"modified":"2006-02-22T12:39:48","modified_gmt":"2006-02-22T12:39:48","slug":"bridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2006\/02\/22\/bridge\/","title":{"rendered":"Bridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night we were playing with the trains in C&#8217;s room. These are little wooden trains based on the children&#8217;s series Thomas the Engine. The great thing about them is that they&#8217;re sturdy enough (and simple enough) for the kids to be able to put the track together themselves.<\/p>\n<p>The problem, of course, is that sometimes they end up getting things a little mixed-up and that loop they wanted to create isn&#8217;t so much a loop as an long winding track that never connects with itself.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the situation that J was negotiating with C the other night. He wanted to use a short curve, and she was trying to point out that if he did that, the track wouldn&#8217;t be able to connect with itself. I realize this seems silly, but if the track doesn&#8217;t connect, the train will crash, and we&#8217;ll have to deal with that little trauma. Also, we both think it&#8217;s good to teach the kids how to think things through, and figuring out that a certain piece of track is needed to finish the circle is a great opportunity for that.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, the discussion was getting rather heated when N couldn&#8217;t take it any more. He went over, grabbed a train bridge from the bin and held it up, calling out &#8220;Bridge! Bridge!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s what he meant to say. He doesn&#8217;t pronounce the R&#8217;s in Bridge, and the ending &#8220;dge&#8221; sounds exactly like &#8220;tch&#8221;. Got it? If not, try again: take &#8220;Bridge&#8221;, drop the &#8220;r&#8221; and replace the last three letters with &#8220;tch&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, good. Now back to our story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When N called out &#8220;Bidge! Bidge!&#8221;, J&#8217;s head whipped around. &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, my wife tends to be a gentle person. Well, even the gentlest soul can be a little sharp when she thinks her youngest son is calling her a &#8230;ah&#8230;&#8221;bidge&#8221;. Her tone and glare were sharp enough for the little guy to wilt.<\/p>\n<p>He looked down at his bridge uncertainly, and I jumped in. &#8220;I think he said bridge.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked at me, and then started to giggle. So did I. N raised his bridge back up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bidge! Bidge!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C didn&#8217;t know what was going on either, but he was happy. He got to finish building his train track to nowhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night we were playing with the trains in C&#8217;s room. These are little wooden trains based on the children&#8217;s series Thomas the Engine. The great thing about them is that they&#8217;re sturdy enough (and simple enough) for the kids to be able to put the track together themselves. 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