{"id":33103,"date":"2005-09-12T11:04:27","date_gmt":"2005-09-12T11:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/12\/a-train-by-any-other-name\/"},"modified":"2005-09-12T11:04:27","modified_gmt":"2005-09-12T11:04:27","slug":"a-train-by-any-other-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/09\/12\/a-train-by-any-other-name\/","title":{"rendered":"A Train By Any Other Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;ve probably already mentioned that C loves trains. The depth of this love can be rather surprising. Several months back, I took the boys down to the Animal Kingdom for a Saturday of fun. <\/p>\n<p>On the way, which is about a 45 minute trip, they completely conked out. By the time I arrived at the parking lot, they were fast asleep. <\/p>\n<p>Or seemed to be. <\/p>\n<p>As I was pulling into the parking space, one of the parking trams went past. C went from fast asleep (and snoring) to completely awake. &#8220;Train!&#8221; he shouted. &#8220;Look Daddy, A Train!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That woke N up, and we were off and running. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that parking lot trams are not, technically &#8220;trains&#8221;, but does it really matter? I mean, in the larger scheme of things, who cares if a toddler calls a tram a &#8220;train&#8221;? <\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, I&#8217;ll answer that question. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;ve probably already mentioned that C loves trains. The depth of this love can be rather surprising. Several months back, I took the boys down to the Animal Kingdom for a Saturday of fun. On the way, which is about a 45 minute trip, they completely conked out. By the time I arrived [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8BV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}