{"id":33086,"date":"2005-04-25T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-25T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/04\/25\/a-sad-sad-story\/"},"modified":"2005-04-25T12:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-25T12:31:00","slug":"a-sad-sad-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/04\/25\/a-sad-sad-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sad Sad Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before starting this one, it&#8217;s important to realize that C loves trains &#8211; all sorts of trains. For example, going to Disneyworld is simply a way of seeing different types of trains: the parking lot train (tram), the monorail trains, the indoor trains (the rides), the train around the park, and, of course, the &quot;roller coaster trains&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>This past weekend, I took him grocery shopping, and as we were driving there, he announced &quot;We&#8217;re going on a roller coaster train!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No,&quot; I said. &quot;Just shopping.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Roller coaster train! Hooray!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No. Grocery shopping&quot;<\/p>\n<p>This went on for several minutes until he came up with &quot;We&#8217;re going grocery shopping on a Roller Coaster Train!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>The conversation continued until we pulled into the parking lot. At which point, he became very quiet. As I lifted him out of the seat, he looked at me with the saddest expression you&#8217;ve ever seen. Clearly trying not to cry, he said very quietly &quot;No roller coaster train.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>No. No roller coaster train. Just shopping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before starting this one, it&#8217;s important to realize that C loves trains &#8211; all sorts of trains. For example, going to Disneyworld is simply a way of seeing different types of trains: the parking lot train (tram), the monorail trains, the indoor trains (the rides), the train around the park, and, of course, the &quot;roller [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-sad"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-8BE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}