{"id":31,"date":"2005-05-30T11:27:02","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T11:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/05\/30\/stay\/"},"modified":"2005-05-30T11:27:02","modified_gmt":"2005-05-30T11:27:02","slug":"stay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/05\/30\/stay\/","title":{"rendered":"Stay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as C did, N has been learning language skills from listening to us command the dogs.  One of his few words is &quot;tay!&quot; &#8211; short for &quot;Stay!&quot;  He holds his hand out and says it very sternly, mimicking the way we tell the dogs to stay.<\/p>\n<p>N loves to climb.  Being less than 1 year old, this is a serious problem.  His favorite target is a plastic kid sized picnic table in the den. He can get to the top of that &#8211; and be contemplating a leap from the top &#8211; in just a few seconds.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a constant battle to keep him off it, and he knows that he&#8217;s not supposed to get up there.  So, he waits until our backs are turned and then goes as fast as he can. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, J and I were both in the den, and N apparently thought we weren&#8217;t watching.  He fast-crawled over and started up the table.  I broke out that Daddy threatening voice: &quot;No&#8230;&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>He looked over at me, held out a hand and said &quot;tay!&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>Then, just for good measure, he looked at J (who was starting to laugh), held out his hand again and said &quot;tay!&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>I moved forward to pick him up, and he tried it again.<\/p>\n<p>Nice try, N.  Nice try.  But since it doesn&#8217;t work on the dogs, did you really think it would work with us?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as C did, N has been learning language skills from listening to us command the dogs. One of his few words is &quot;tay!&quot; &#8211; short for &quot;Stay!&quot; He holds his hand out and says it very sternly, mimicking the way we tell the dogs to stay. N loves to climb. Being less than 1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-stay","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}