{"id":301,"date":"2015-08-26T10:01:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T14:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/?p=301"},"modified":"2015-11-29T22:57:59","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T22:57:59","slug":"ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2015\/08\/26\/ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"Ninja!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I created this game years ago when my kids were very young. Since then, it has spread across the neighborhood, and even into schools. When I drive through the neighborhood, it&#8217;s not uncommon for me to have kids running beside the car as they shout &#8220;Ninja!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>How to Play<\/h2>\n<p>You get a point every time you successfully surprise someone by sneaking up on them and shouting &#8220;Ninja!&#8221; This is called <em>Ninja-ing<\/em>, as in &#8220;man, I totally ninja-ed you.&#8221; You&#8217;re not allowed to touch the person when you ninja. All you can do is shout &#8220;Ninja!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>If you sense that you&#8217;re about to be ninja&#8217;ed, you can shout &#8220;Samurai!&#8221; to get a point &#8211; and stop them from Ninja-ing you.<\/p>\n<h2>When to Play<\/h2>\n<p>This is a lifestyle game, one you play all the time. It never stops, and\u00a0new players are brought in all the time. I&#8217;ve been ninja&#8217;ed while coaching a soccer game. I&#8217;ve also been ninja&#8217;ed when speaking\u00a0at schools.\u00a0You are never safe from being ninja&#8217;ed.<\/p>\n<div>\n<h2>Optional Rule<\/h2>\n<p>We have a ninja safe-zone in our house, and that&#8217;s the bed. When you&#8217;re in your bed, you can&#8217;t be ninja-ed. This stops you from being awakened by a ninja scream at 3am.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Scoring<\/h2>\n<p>As with most\u00a0lifestyle games, there&#8217;s really no reason\u00a0to keep\u00a0score with this one. Getting a point is enough. Don&#8217;t get sucked into arguments\u00a0about who is winning. This is just about\u00a0having fun.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ninja.jpg\" alt=\"ninja\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" \/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Probably the most successful game I&#8217;ve ever created&#8230;. Ninja!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[38,63],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-games","tag-free-games","tag-lifestyle-game"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/ninja-150x150.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-ninja","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}