{"id":287,"date":"2007-03-23T14:53:03","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T14:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/03\/23\/vindaloo\/"},"modified":"2007-03-23T14:53:03","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T14:53:03","slug":"vindaloo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/03\/23\/vindaloo\/","title":{"rendered":"Vindaloo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had an interesting new chapter in the ongoing war of food a couple of weeks ago. It was dinner time and J had made chicken vindaloo on the grill. Or is that vindaloo chicken? I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, while it was very tasty, neither of the boys were willing to try it. Immediately upon its presentation&nbsp;both announced that they don&#8217;t like chicken. Which, of course, is utter nonsense. They eat more chicken than anything else.<\/p>\n<p>There was a brief argument that was followed by a fairly extended period of stalemate. This stalemate was a mixed blessing. On the one hand, neither of them were eating. On the other, they were at least being quiet enough to let us eat. Finally, as I was just starting on my third piece, I leaned over to C and asked &#8220;Hey, want to know a secret?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course he did. I leaned in close and whispered. &#8220;It&#8217;s not chicken. It&#8217;s really frog.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t know what made me try such a silly thing. Maybe I&#8217;ve been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes. In any case, the little guy was amazed. His eyes widened and he looked to his mom for confirmation, so I quickly shushed him. &#8220;Shhh&#8230; It&#8217;s a secret!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He took a taste and then started chowing down. It really was good.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately, his little brother wanted to know the secret, so I leaned over and shared it with him in a stage whisper. He took a little taste, and then dug in.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m counting it a success. They both finished all their chicken, and I really don&#8217;t see the harm done. <\/p>\n<p>Okay, okay. I shouldn&#8217;t be lying to my kids. But was I? What does &#8220;Vindaloo&#8221; mean, any way? As far as I know, it could mean &#8220;prepared to taste just like frog.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had an interesting new chapter in the ongoing war of food a couple of weeks ago. It was dinner time and J had made chicken vindaloo on the grill. Or is that vindaloo chicken? I don&#8217;t know. In any case, while it was very tasty, neither of the boys were willing to try it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-the-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-vindaloo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}