{"id":279,"date":"2007-02-28T13:25:20","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T13:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/02\/28\/keepin-it-real\/"},"modified":"2007-02-28T13:25:20","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T13:25:20","slug":"keepin-it-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2007\/02\/28\/keepin-it-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Keepin&#8217; it Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like to have my arrival home from work every day be an exciting event for the boys. I have to admit that this is as much for me as it is for them. I&#8217;ve read and heard about too many dads who get home from work only to be ignored by their kids.<\/p>\n<p>So when I get home, I&#8217;m loud. I typically give big shouted hellos, helicopter hugs, tickle attacks, and all sorts of things.&nbsp;I don&#8217;t let them get away with a simple wave or distracted &#8220;hi dad.&#8221;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s actually pretty fun, and has worked out pretty well. Usually, my arrival home is much like the one Norm used to get when he arrived at the bar on <em>Cheers.<\/em>&nbsp;Of course, they shout &#8220;Daddy!&#8221; instead of &#8220;Norm!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lately, however, we&#8217;ve had illnesses travelling around the family. Each of us has had a turn being sick, usually with some significant overlap. It has been C&#8217;s turn to be sick the past few days. <\/p>\n<p>How sick you ask?<\/p>\n<p>Well, when I got home the other day, I found him lying on the couch, covering his head with a pillow.<\/p>\n<p>I bounced over for my customary greeting, and he stuck one hand out from under the pillow. &#8220;I&#8217;m taking a nap.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. Naps are my favorite thing in the whole world. I love naps.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow. That&#8217;s sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to have my arrival home from work every day be an exciting event for the boys. I have to admit that this is as much for me as it is for them. I&#8217;ve read and heard about too many dads who get home from work only to be ignored by their kids. So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-4v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}