There are certain conversations that need very little introduction. Here was one between my two year and myself. It occurred as I was putting him to bed…<\/p>\n
“Daddy?”<\/p>\n
“Yes?”<\/p>\n
“Tomorrow, I’m going to be bad.”<\/p>\n
“Oh yeah?<\/p>\n
“Yeah. For two minutes. I’m going to be bad for two minutes.”<\/p>\n
“Oh.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to tell momma, okay? I’ll tell momma.”<\/p>\n
“No, let’s not. Let’s keep this our little secret.”<\/p>\n
“Secret?”<\/p>\n
“Yep, just between you and me.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, okay.”<\/p>\n
Okay, so I’m not so good at keeping secrets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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