{"id":2616,"date":"2015-07-17T12:40:41","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T17:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2616"},"modified":"2015-07-17T12:40:41","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T17:40:41","slug":"book-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2015\/07\/17\/book-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time in their lives, both boys have summer reading to do for school. My youngest son&#8217;s\u00a0assignment is to read one of two\u00a0books and write a marketing piece for\u00a0it.<\/p>\n<p>Sounds\u00a0like a pretty cool little project, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, my son\u00a0hated the book he chose. It&#8217;s a coming-of-age novel filled with characters\u00a0so dislikeable that he simply didn&#8217;t care what happened to any of them. According to him, the book is\u00a0a classic example\u00a0of \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/?p=270\">rats in a box<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The other day, he asked his mom\u00a0about it. She scanned\u00a0a couple chapters,\u00a0then started coming up with reasons for the main character&#8217;s behavior,\u00a0the kind we would typically use to rationalize\u00a0real behavior by real\u00a0people.<\/p>\n<p>My son argued, citing\u00a0other scenes from the book. My wife responded with more parental explanations.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; I interrupted. &#8220;I have to throw a flag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They both looked at me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m all for book discussions, but only if you&#8217;ve read the book.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve read a couple chapters,&#8221; my wife said. &#8220;I get it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s fiction,&#8221; I said. &#8220;You&#8217;re using valid real world\u00a0reasoning on fictional characters. That only works if those characters are valid real-world characters.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Which they are. . .&#8221; she started.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe,&#8221; I said. &#8220;But you&#8217;ve got to read the book to be sure.&#8221; I nodded at my son. &#8220;He&#8217;s using\u00a0examples from the book. You&#8217;re using examples from real life. Those are two different things.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She glared at me. &#8220;There is nothing wrong with\u00a0talking about\u00a0characters in a book\u00a0as if they were real. Real-world rules still apply.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Right now, I&#8217;m writing about a dragon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My son laughed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s\u00a0a very likable\u00a0dragon,&#8221; I continued, &#8220;and I think\u00a0he&#8217;s a great character, but he&#8217;s still a dragon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These aren&#8217;t dragons,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t know that,&#8221; I said. &#8220;You haven&#8217;t read it. You have\u00a0no reason to give the characters\u00a0the benefit of the doubt, no reason to ascribe any sort of depth to them. They could simply be mean people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you\u00a0read it?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nah,&#8221; I said, turning back to my writing. &#8220;He hates it. 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As my intent was not to slam or insult another author&#8217;s work, I have rewritten\u00a0this article.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which a mother and son start on a valid literary discussion. . . and get ambushed by a writer with a dragon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-n"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-Gc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}