{"id":26,"date":"2005-05-18T11:57:45","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T11:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/05\/18\/no-biting\/"},"modified":"2005-05-18T11:57:45","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T11:57:45","slug":"no-biting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2005\/05\/18\/no-biting\/","title":{"rendered":"No Biting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to the kids, we also have two black labrador retriever mut puppies. If you are unfamiliar with black labs, they have ridiculous amounts of energy. Ours also had a tendency towards nipping. Not biting hard, mind you, just playful little grabs made with their teeth.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say &quot;playful little grabs&quot; are not allowed when you have a toddler in the house.<\/p>\n<p>So, J and I acquired the habit of shouting &quot;No Biting&quot;. I realize that shouting at the dogs is a bad thing, but new parents tend to be rather protective. When C went through his biting phase, we used it with him as well. Apparently, there are few events more painful than when a nursing baby decides to take a bite. <\/p>\n<p>Now we have to flash forward to when C was just beginning to be able to talk. He was able to say &quot;dad&quot; (of course), and a few other words, but that was about it. His grandmother was holding him, and when she shifted hands, she inadvertantly scratched him. It didn&#8217;t draw blood or anything but it sure surprised him.<\/p>\n<p>He pointed at Nana and shouted (very clearly) &quot;No Nana! No Biting! No! Biting! No Biting!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen such a combination of guilt, chagrin, and surprise as I saw on Nana&#8217;s face that moment. She looked at us rather helplessly, &quot;I didn&#8217;t! I didn&#8217;t!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Nana, if you&#8217;re reading this: yes, we knew you didn&#8217;t bite him. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to the kids, we also have two black labrador retriever mut puppies. If you are unfamiliar with black labs, they have ridiculous amounts of energy. Ours also had a tendency towards nipping. Not biting hard, mind you, just playful little grabs made with their teeth. Needless to say &quot;playful little grabs&quot; are not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}