{"id":2522,"date":"2015-02-23T06:54:40","date_gmt":"2015-02-23T11:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2522"},"modified":"2015-02-23T06:54:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T11:54:40","slug":"just-eat-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2015\/02\/23\/just-eat-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Just eat it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has been in Texas the past couple weeks, first to help out her dad, and then for some\u00a0medical testing. She was home briefly for a weekend in between her two trips, just long enough to cook up a huge pot of Avgolemono soup.<\/p>\n<p>Avgolemono is a Greek sort of\u00a0chicken soup, one that features eggs and lemon and rice. It&#8217;s quite delicious, and she left a\u00a0kettle of it in the fridge for us to\u00a0reheat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then I forgot about it.<\/p>\n<p>The boys ended up being subjected to my cooking for several days, including one night of my own chicken soup, before I discovered the Avgolemono.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey guys,&#8221; I said. &#8220;It&#8217;s Avgolemono soup! Let&#8217;s have this tonight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They groaned. &#8220;Not another chicken noodle soup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said. &#8220;It&#8217;s Momma&#8217;s Avgolemono.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221; I scooped out three bowls and put them in the microwave.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not that yours was really bad,&#8221; one of the boys said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just the brand you used,&#8221; the other explained. &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, yeah. This is Avgolemono. Now, set the table. We need spoons and drinks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure it&#8217;s not your chicken noodle soup?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The microwave dinged.\u00a0I lifted\u00a0the bowls out,\u00a0took the Saran wrap off the top, and realized that I&#8217;d made a mistake.\u00a0When\u00a0Avgolemono soup sits, the rice absorbs\u00a0the liquid, and the liquid\u00a0that doesn&#8217;t get soaked up gets thicker. The result is something that doesn&#8217;t look much like soup. You can solve the problem by adding some water when you reheat the soup, but I&#8217;d forgotten to do that.<\/p>\n<p>I put the bowls down on the table, and the boys eyed them suspiciously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t Avgolemono soup,&#8221; one said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, it &#8211; &#8221; I started.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s gloppy,&#8221; the other interrupted.<\/p>\n<p>I sighed. &#8220;I just didn&#8217;t put in any &#8211; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look! The spoon stands up on its own.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you two done yet?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is that rice? I think that might be rice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just put it in your mouth!&#8221; I yelled.<\/p>\n<p>They both looked at me, then started laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really, Daddy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just put it in your mouth?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like this,&#8221; I said, loading\u00a0up my spoon with Avgolemono glop and shoving it into my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was just one little mistake, one tiny little mistake&#8230; It could have happened to anyone. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,122,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-embarassing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-EG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}