I was slow getting out of bed this morning. When I finally did grumble into the kitchen, my youngest greeted me by shouting “I’m the Daddy!”<\/p>\n
For those not keeping track, he’s two years old.<\/p>\n
“You’re the daddy?” I asked, “then who am I?”<\/p>\n
He thought about it for a second and then announced “you’re a kid!”<\/p>\n
“Great,” I said. “Fix me some breakfast, daddy.”<\/p>\n
He looked over at my distracted wife. “Mommy’ll do it!”<\/p>\n
Great, I thought, that’ll work too.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, it didn’t.<\/p>\n
…grumble…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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