{"id":2446,"date":"2014-11-10T06:07:09","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T11:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2446"},"modified":"2014-11-10T06:07:09","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T11:07:09","slug":"woah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2014\/11\/10\/woah\/","title":{"rendered":"Woah."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On his last birthday, my youngest son finally reached the height required for the full adult ropes course at Zoom Air (up by the Sanford zoo). It was something he&#8217;d been anticipating for a long time, so naturally we bought him tickets as a birthday present.<\/p>\n<p>Then we had a run of illness in the family, school started, and my wife tore the tendons in her knee.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, finally, the boys and I managed to get up to Zoom Air to have the birthday adventure.<\/p>\n<p>As we harnessed up and listened to the training, it hit me that neither of the kids looked terribly excited. They were happy, of course, but I didn&#8217;t see any jitters, no sense of nervousness.<\/p>\n<p>We started the course, with the birthday boy leading the way, and it was every bit as fun as I remembered. We climbed across rope bridges, balanced on logs suspended by ropes, and rode zip lines from tree to tree.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I felt like there was something missing.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of overlap between &#8220;fun&#8221; and &#8220;adventuring&#8221;, but this was feeling more and more like regular old fun.<\/p>\n<p>We finished the first course, and continued on to the bigger one. It was larger and more extreme, but basically more of the same. The boys and I joked our way through it, and had a great time.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of that second course, a guide met us to take us to the third course.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to want water,&#8221; he said as we walked. &#8220;Because there&#8217;s none over there, and keep an eye out for snakes. I had one drop on me the other day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boys and I glanced at each other. Over the years, we&#8217;ve come to be able to recognize the difference between &#8220;ha, ha, I&#8217;m going to scare these tourists&#8221; and &#8220;watch out for this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was just a little pine snake,&#8221; he continued. &#8220;Not poisonous. Well, here we are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A wooden framework towered over us, rising higher than the trees. A sequence of narrow ladders were bolted to its side, leading up to a small wooden platform that was so high up it was difficult to see.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so maybe it wasn&#8217;t that high &#8211; but it sure looked like it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; the birthday boy said. &#8220;Really?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A metal zip-line ran from the top of the tower, over a small lake, to some distant trees.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When you get to the other side, wave your hands,&#8221; our guide said, &#8220;so the next person knows it&#8217;s time to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you&#8217;re not coming with us,&#8221; my son said. He said it very matter-of-factly, as though he were commenting on the weather.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shout really loud if you get in trouble,&#8221; the guide said, gesturing to the ladder. &#8220;Someone will hear. Now, who&#8217;s first?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That would be me.&#8221; The birthday boy clipped onto the safety line on the ladder, then glanced back at me.<\/p>\n<p>I gave him a reassuring smile. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right behind you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The adventure had started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s no moment quite like the one when you realize you&#8217;re on a true adventure. 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