{"id":2396,"date":"2014-09-22T05:09:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-22T10:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2396"},"modified":"2014-09-22T05:09:07","modified_gmt":"2014-09-22T10:09:07","slug":"tired-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2014\/09\/22\/tired-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Tired boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, as I was closing the door to my oldest son&#8217;s bedroom, he made a surprising pronouncement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Man, I am soooo tired,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I hope I don&#8217;t wake up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I opened the door again. &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait, No!&#8221; He sat up. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t mean it like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good. Have a good sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know what you were thinking,&#8221; he said with a dark chuckle. &#8220;When I said I didn&#8217;t want to wake up, you were thinking that you could make that happen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said as I closed the door. &#8220;I really wasn&#8217;t. Sleep tight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; So now I have two problems. First, my son is way too exhausted. Second, he apparently thinks I want to kill him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late night talks with the kids tend to either be revealing or frightening. This one was both.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,118,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-CE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}