{"id":2371,"date":"2014-08-15T06:05:41","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T11:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2014-08-15T06:05:41","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T11:05:41","slug":"night-time-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2014\/08\/15\/night-time-ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"Night time Ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the return to school, the kids have reached new heights of tiredness. We start every day with basketball at 7:30, and they are busy until around 7 or 8 at night.<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t stop them from stalling at bed time. It doesn&#8217;t matter how tired they are, they still like to stay up just that little bit longer.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday evening, my youngest was dragging things out a really long time. He&#8217;d already gotten into his pajamas, and kept finding excuses to be out of his bedroom. Finally, I gave up on the child-herding, and just snuck into his room.<\/p>\n<p>It took him about ten more minutes for his mom to get him his bedroom. He walked in without turning on the light, then turned to put something on his desk.<\/p>\n<p>I leaped out from behind the door. &#8220;Ninja!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was an epic surprise. First, his whole body went rigid, then he jumped forward. When he realized it was me, he just collapsed onto the floor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You got me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sleep tight,&#8221; I said with a grin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Funny thing this morning: he looked even more tired than he did last night. I can&#8217;t figure out why.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>[For more details on the ninja game, just<a href=\"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/index.php?s=ninja&amp;Submit=Search%21\"> search these tales for Ninja<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Staying up too late? Better watch out for Ninjas. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-Cf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}