{"id":2278,"date":"2014-05-09T06:10:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T11:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=2278"},"modified":"2014-05-09T06:10:45","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T11:10:45","slug":"zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2014\/05\/09\/zero\/","title":{"rendered":"Zero!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys and I have a wide variety of basketball games that we play in the morning before school. Perhaps the oldest is affectionately known as &#8220;zero!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In Zero, the players shoot one after the other, calling out the number of consecutive shots made. You make one, I shout &#8220;one!&#8221; I make one, you shout &#8220;two!&#8221; You make another one, I shout &#8220;Three!&#8221; And so on. Swishes get two points, instead of one.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as someone misses, pretty much everyone shouts &#8220;Zero!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The goal is simply to reach the highest number.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a quick, easy-to-understand game that we&#8217;ve been doing for years. Recently, we added some additional rules. First, we all switched to shooting from a line, approximately where the free-throw line would be. The other day, though, we added the put-back. If you miss, but can get catch the basketball on the rebound (before it hits the ground), and throw it back in in a single motion, then you get a point.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s drastically raised our scores and made the game much more active. Now, when you shoot, you shoot on the run, charging the basket to get your own rebound.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, one of the boys was having a bad shooting morning, and his brother, as brothers do, was teasing him.<\/p>\n<p>The teaser stepped up to the line, raised the ball, said &#8220;now this is how you do it&#8221; and then shot, charging forward to catch his rebound in case he missed.<\/p>\n<p>His ball sailed clear over the backboard and into the bushes.<\/p>\n<p>He stumbled to a stop, laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Zero!&#8221; his brother shouted at the top of his lungs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while, the world comes together in one shining word. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DpYi-zero","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}