{"id":1987,"date":"2013-07-29T07:10:41","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T12:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1987"},"modified":"2013-07-29T07:10:41","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T12:10:41","slug":"tired-of-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2013\/07\/29\/tired-of-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"Tired of Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As we were driving back from the airport yesterday, my youngest son told me how hard his life had become.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going to have to leave the house by 7 tomorrow morning,&#8221; he groaned. &#8220;Seven!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re complaining about Marine Discovery Camp?&#8221; It&#8217;s a day camp we discovered where the kids get to kayak and snorkel and explore the intracoastal waterway.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; he said. &#8220;But leaving at seven in the morning means we have to get up at, like 6:30!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s worth mentioning that prior to this summer, both the boys were up every morning around 6. It drove us crazy. This summer, though, they&#8217;ve been playing hard and fighting to stay up late (<a href=\"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1978\">click here for details<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Just think of it like school, when we have to leave the house by, um, eight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bet you can&#8217;t wait until school starts,&#8221; I said with a grin. &#8220;Then you can sleep in.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That got me a glare. Not just any glare, either, but a full-face, eyes squinting, &#8220;stop talking now&#8221; sort of thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being nine years old can be so very hard&#8230; enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[123,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-cute","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-w3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}