{"id":1887,"date":"2013-04-29T10:18:22","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T15:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.daddytales.com\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2013-04-29T10:18:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T15:18:22","slug":"the-wrong-incentive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/2013\/04\/29\/the-wrong-incentive\/","title":{"rendered":"The wrong incentive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday night, as we drove home from the watching the Orlando City soccer game, we told the kids they needed to sleep late the next morning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about church?&#8221; my youngest asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;d love to have you come with me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sleep is more important,&#8221; my wife interjected. She was right. A series of late nights had left both boys with deep shadows under their eyes, and my oldest was sniffling and sneezing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So&#8230;&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re awake,&#8221; my wife said, &#8220;you go to church. If not, you stay home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They need their sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sunday morning was the quietest I&#8217;ve ever heard the house. I dressed for church and went to check on the boys.<\/p>\n<p>My oldest was still under the covers. He startled awake when I looked in on him. I told him to go back to sleep, and went to his little brother&#8217;s room.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sleeping!&#8221; he said when I opened his bedroom door. &#8220;Completely asleep!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get that sleep is important, but I think that we were not sending quite the message we should have been sending&#8230; Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[118,122,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddytales-c","category-daddytales-n","category-daddytales-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DpYi-ur","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pat-matthews.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}